hey asswipe, thanks for the retarded question, it’s nice to see that the internet has given you a wall to hide behind and be a total dick, keep on keepin on brodog.
Hey! Thanks so much. Super busy right now getting our new issue out (candy rain magazine). I’ll be back on my blog in august.
this morning I got up, stretched, and felt a gush of pewiod blood creep down my leg. naturally I went straight for the shower, got the temperature right, got in, and ping, a peice of change falls off my ass. so because my tub is slow draining, I found myself standing in a pool of red clots and a fucking penny.
Yesterday I had to lug around this retardedly huge weed pipe for our public access show on the train during rush hour and fell on top of a mass of half asleep passengers.
Today as I drunkingly emerged from our editors meeting I realized I had dried easy mac all over my face.
Tomorrow I’ll probably fart in the computer lab at school again.
one time i got poison oak on my dick and the shaft swelled up to the size of a snapple bottle and the balls were as big as a large grapefruit. the head stayed normal size.
well… one time i hadn’t had sex for a really long time and i finally did and my vag swelled up like a grapefruit and i couldn’t walk right so i had to sit with my legs spread until it went down…. just sayin.
last night man…… now i’m locked out, sitting on my friends couch with a bike tire mark on my ass and waiting for a dude to come over to rub me down. bike messengers man.