September 2010
1 post
August 2010
2 posts
umm yeah are you a girl or a boy i dont fucking get
then again i am fucking bored so i dont think ill give a fuck if you answer that so yeah have a nice fucking day bitch
just kidding
FUCK OFF
hey asswipe, thanks for the retarded question, it’s nice to see that the internet has given you a wall to hide behind and be a total dick, keep on keepin on brodog.
July 2010
1 post
i wish you updated more. i find this blog to be fucking hilarious.
Hey! Thanks so much. Super busy right now getting our new issue out (candy rain magazine). I’ll be back on my blog in august.
June 2010
5 posts
brilliant dramatic acting
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see a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck
this morning I got up, stretched, and felt a gush of pewiod blood creep down my leg. naturally I went straight for the shower, got the temperature right, got in, and ping, a peice of change falls off my ass. so because my tub is slow draining, I found myself standing in a pool of red clots and a fucking penny.
May 2010
2 posts
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April 2010
16 posts
my underwear rides up my ass when i walk down the street
Yesterday I had to lug around this retardedly huge weed pipe for our public access show on the train during rush hour and fell on top of a mass of half asleep passengers.
Today as I drunkingly emerged from our editors meeting I realized I had dried easy mac all over my face.
Tomorrow I’ll probably fart in the computer lab at school again.
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brilliance at it's best
one time i got poison oak on my dick and the shaft swelled up to the size of a snapple bottle and the balls were as big as a large grapefruit. the head stayed normal size.
well… one time i hadn’t had sex for a really long time and i finally did and my vag swelled up like a grapefruit and i couldn’t walk right so i had to sit with my legs spread until it went down…. just sayin.
“yeah, so i totally lost my everything this weekend cause i got drunk and i need to get some money cause i’m walking around with a wad of toilet paper in my panties that started at my vag and is now hanging out the back of my pants”
—me, at the bank this morning:
it's sunday bra
last night man…… now i’m locked out, sitting on my friends couch with a bike tire mark on my ass and waiting for a dude to come over to rub me down. bike messengers man.
